Friday, December 17, 2010

Michael Jackson, Dota, and what guys do in Midvalley

Michael Jackson might have passed on, but he still managed to put together a new song out now: Hold my Hand, a duet with Akon. It's not too bad, go check it out.

Dota. It's big and well-known among guys, much to the dismay of many couples. It's almost like Call of Duty:Black Ops except Dota is more for my area maybe. You should see the amount of groups on Facebook saying like

Guy: You break my heart, I break yours
Girl: You break my heart, I break your Black Ops CD
Guy: *Gasps in horror*
or this

Girl: My boyfriend broke up with me *crying*
Protective brother: What? Imma kill that bitch! Did he say why he did it??
Girl: I accidentally broke his Black Ops disc...
Protective brother: Ohmigo-- what da hell wrong with you woman? Get out of the house now!
Girl: But--but
Protective brother(not so protective now I guess): OUT!

Yeah so you get the idea. Guys can get pretty addicted to games, especially those that give us the competitive edge, the one that pits us against other guys just so we can prove we're better. And sometimes we just like killing things. It's the adrenaline rush thingy.
SO, if you're ever thinking of playing Dota, you could try it out, it's quite fun and all.. sometimes... Beware though if you're new and all and you can't keep up with the other player's online? You're doomed. Dota does NOT bring out the best in human nature, you will be screwed on repeatedly through the chat if you're not doing you're part, and that can happen quite a lot. In a perfect world, there'd be no cursing or swearing or demeaning or abuse in Dota. But that'd probably take out the competitive edge somewhat.

Still with me so far? Or did you skip that part just now. I know, some people get pretty puzzled as to why we play Dota or any other games for long, long hours. It's simple, it's competitive, you get to show you're good at it while having fun, sometimes it gets your adrenaline pumping too. It's a guy thing most of the time. I'm surprised I actually know two or three girls that actually play Dota.

So what do guys do in Midvalley when they're out together? (no girls around :P) well, the movie's kinda almost like, tradition by now. There's the arcade too, and bowling, not the type of stuff I like to do but I'll follow the crowd. We walk around looking at girls too. A lot. We don't stare like perverts or stuff I mean, we look at 'em for like a second before moving on. Some of us give a rating by saying out a number from 1 to 10. Now before you go shouting "woman's lib!!!" and coming after me with pitchforks and torches, tell me one law that states it's wrong to look at members of the opposite sex and that it is a punishable offence. And the numbers thing? We don't go shouting the numbers out so the girl will know. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and what exactly is wrong if the beholder simply says to his or her friends that he or she thinks a certain guy or girl is attractive or not? We're not full of ourselves, we don't think of ourselves as someone who can get any girl we see and suddenly we can start rating everyone. No, we're just average guys having some simple fun at no one's expense.
Incidentally, there are a LOT of couples in Midvalley. The whole place is swarmed with 'em. Can almost make a guy feel envious..

oh, and yes there's something called laser tag at Midvalley. Wonder if it's any good

In silence lies the heart in pain,
A layer of doubt, like mist, perhaps rain,
A delay, for a second like a lifetime,
like a desert of a grain,
a drop like a sea,
a crack as if already broken.







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